Friday, September 19, 2008

12 days of bailout

On the first day of bailout Ben Bernanke gave to me a
a brand new liquidity facility!

On the second day of bail out Ben Bernanke gave to me
two discount rate chops and brand new liquidity facility

On the third day of bail out Ben Bernanke gave to me
three Fed rate cuts
two discount rate chops
and a brand new liquidity facility

On the fourth day of bailout the Ben Bernanke gave to me
a for-primary dealer credit facility!
three Fed rate cuts
two discount rate chops
and a brand new liquidity facility

On the fifth day of bailout out Ben Bernanke gave to me
$5 trillion Mac-Mae
a for primary dealer credit facility
three Fed rate cuts
two discount rate chops
and a brand new liquidity facility

On the sixth day of bailout Ben Bernanke gave to me
More than $six trillion of AIG a straying
$5 trillion Mac-Mae
a for primary dealer credit facility!
three rate Fed cuts
two discount rate chops
and a brand new liquidity facility

On the seventh day of bailout the SEC gave to me
Seven shorts no longer sinking
More than $six trillion of AIG a straying
$5 trillion Mac-Mae
a for primary dealer credit facility!
three Fed rate cuts
two discount rate chops
and a brand new liquidity facility

On the eighth day of bailout Ben Bernanke gave to me
eight ways to milk Lehman
Seven shorts no longer sinking
More than $six trillion of AIG a straying
$5 trillion Mac-Mae
a for primary dealer credit facility!
three Fed rate cuts
two discount rate chops
and a brand new liquidity facility

on the ninth day of bail out Ben Bernanke gave to me
9-times better money-market fund security!
eight ways to milk Lehman
Seven shorts no longer sinking
More than $six trillion of AIG a straying
$5 trillion Mac-Mae
a for primary dealer credit facility!
three Fed rate cuts
two discount rate chops
and a brand new liquidity facility

On the tenth day of bailout out Ben Bernanke gave to me
10s of trlns in losses leaping
9-times better money-market fund security!
eight ways to milk Lehman
Seven shorts no longer sinking
More than $six trillion of AIG a straying
$5 trillion Mac-Mae
a for primary dealer credit facility!
three Fed rate cuts
two discount rate chops
and a brand new liquidity facility

On the 11thday of bailout out Bne Bernanke gave to me
10 pipers wanting to be paid for piping
9-times better money-market fund security!
eight ways to milk Lehman
Seven shorts no longer sinking
More than $six trillion of AIG a straying
$5 trillion Mac-Mae
a for primary dealer credit facility!
three Fed rate cuts
two discount rate chops
and a brand new liquidity facility

On the 12th day of bailout the bailout guys were sent from me
12 drummers trying to drum them out of office
11pipers wanting to be paid for piping
9-times better money-market fund security!
eight ways to milk Lehman
Seven shorts no longer sinking
More than $six trillion of AIG a straying
$5 trillion Mac-Mae
a for primary dealer credit facility!
three Fed rate cuts
two discount rate chops
and a brand new liquidity facility

1 comment:

QUALITY STOCKS UNDER 5 DOLLARS said...

Their will always be bailouts in one form or another.